Saddam is dead! He was hung along with his half-brother and the ex-chief judge of the Revolutionary Court.

What do Saddam and a Christmas tree ornament have in common? Both look good when hung by dawn's early light.

What is the difference between Saddam and porn star Ron Jeremy? One is hung well, the other is well hung.

What song would I have played right after Saddam was hung? Either "Swingin'" by John Anderson or Mason Proffit's "Two Hangmen".

With that, have a Happy New Year!